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icanhascheezburger_feedSome neighborhoods treat pets like local celebrities, but there's always someone ready to play talent agent and book them for a private tour.
In these circles, the idea of ownership is little more than a technicality, and any animal with a taste for adventure is at risk of being "adopted" by the boldest opportunist on the block. Here, the property line is just a suggestion, and the only thing more flexible than a cat's spine is a neighbor's sense of entitlement.
icanhascheezburger_feedFeeling pawtriotic? Nothing makes pawrents more excited for a howliday more than cat memes that can be applied to just about any situation that's ever existed. How do I know this? Well, you're here, aren't you?
Whether you celebrate the Fourth of July in the U.S. or couldn't care less about the holiday, the point here is that freedom makes you feel powerful. What else is powerful? Our felines—it's their main character trait. All they know how to do is boss their pawrents around, repeatedly and continually, because they know we will fulfill their every request. There's nothing quite like a meowther's love…
I'm feeling extra pawtriotic about cat country right about now. Patriotism is devotion, it is love, it is fear… and this is how it feels to be the owner of a cat who runs the household. Though we can always give them a half-scoop of food instead of a full one, or skip out on the nightly Churu, we never do. Why? Well, that wouldn't be any fun! Our cats enjoy bossing us around, and we hoomans live to serve. Scroll below to get your much-needed dose of the most independent animals on earth.
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icanhascheezburger_feedThis tail is truly one for the hisstory books. What started as a stray meowing at the door turned into a full-blown feline soap opera with a purrfect plot twist! A kind-hearted foster pawrent started caring for the fluffy orange kitty, showering him with treats, snuggles, and lap time. After asking around, she unoffically adopted him as her own.
Then, one day in the elevator, she spotted a lost cat flyer and instantly recognized the face, down to the odd little spot on his nose. That's when she realized the cat had a secret double life. This wasn't some lost little furball. It was a seasoned neighborhood explorer with a doting pawrent just one floor below.
Embarrassed but determined, she returned the whiskered wanderer to his rightful hooman who was pawsitively thrilled to know his curious kitty was safe and loved. Even better? He invited her to visit any time. Now, morning coffee with Mr. Whiskers (yes, the cat) and his charming hooman has become a cherished ritual, complete with cozy chats, retro building stories, and plenty of purrs.
So while it started with a little accidental catnapping, it ended with a new friend, a daily cuddle session, and proof that when a cat picks you, it's meownt to be.
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icanhascheezburger_feedBefore the internet crowned cats as its supreme rulers, painters were already paying furry tribute on canvas. That's right, cats have been silently judging us from the corners of fine art for centuries. Whether curled at a noblewoman's feet, skulking in a cat corner, or mid-stretch in a scene, these stealthy felines have clawed their way into art history.
Some cats are symbolic (witchcraft! femininity! independence!), but most of them look like they just wandered in, found a warm spot, and purrsisted in staying. Classic cat. You'll spot them in Egyptian frescoes, medieval meownuscripts, Dutch still lifes, and even chilling in a random portrait. It's the original version of photobombing, but with fur and attitude.
Art historians may wax poetic about their meaning, but we know the truth: cats just go where they want. Always have, always will. So next time you're gazing at a centuries-old painting, look closely.Behind all that grandeur and glory, there's probably a feline being pawsitively judgmental and looking mewseum-worthy while doing it.
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icanhascheezburger_feedYou know, it is rather funny how people complain about how difficult it is to train an uneducated doggo. And sure, while it is no picnic, doggos are amenable enough to eventually respond to commands and therefore make tangible progress.
While when it comes to cats, they do not care what you have to say, in fact a lot of what we have to say can leave them in a rather salty state, and in the best case scenario they learn to feel safe in the environment you have given them, mainly thanks to the food we put out for them. It is a journey of pain, persistence and perseverance, and only the toughest of the tough can make it through to the other side and bond with their babies. Much as this wildlife biologist did and we could not be prouder to share his story with you.
icanhascheezburger_feedTime has been proven to be non-linear, both in the way that we experience it and the way that it is. So why should we be forced to work until Friday when we feel like we have done a week and a half's worth of work in four days? That really is something that needs to be fixed, but likely will not be until time travel is invented, which is a whole other can of worms that we will not open right now.
So seeing as we need to keep going and work another two days of this concept they call a week, we made this list of feline funnies to raise your spirits and fill you with funny feline energy. At least that way, you will have some good jokes to tell around the water cooler when you are trying to waste time.
icanhascheezburger_feedEvery cat pawrent knows: we may pay the rent, but it's their house. We're just the humble hooman assistants. Whether you chose your cat or the Cat Distribution System assigned them to you via mysterious cosmic forces, one thing is true - they're the main character now.
Cats are chaotic, dramatic, fluffy, and effortlessly iconic. They scream into the void at 3 AM, launch themselves off shelves in the name of gravity-defiance, and give Oscar-worthy performances every time they see an empty food bowl (even if it was just filled five minutes ago). They'll ignore your existence all day, until you try to work, then suddenly it's cuddle o'clock on your keyboard.
But that's the magic of cats. Their unpredictable nonsense, diva behavior, and undeniable charm make them the true stars of our homes. And of the internet. We're just here to provide the humor snacks, the total admiration, and every relatable cat pawrent experience from across the interwebs. Enjoy these cat memes and laugh with your fellow feline pawrents, and give your purrsonal cat icon an extra treat. They deserve it - just ask them.
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icanhascheezburger_feedAh, the sacred mealtime ritual... or at least it was sacred, until your cat entered the chat with their intense soul-piercing stare. Every cat pawrent knows the look. You sit down with any snack, and suddenly your floofy shadow is somewhere nearby, watching your every bite like they're auditioning for a culinary detective show.
Cats and food go together, whether the food agrees or not. They'll try to stick their face in your yogurt, paw at your sandwich from the table edge, or sit on your takeout bag like they paid for it. And don't even think about eating string cheese without them swiping at the air like it's a wand toy. If you've ever had to explain to your cat that "grapes are not for floofs!", congratulations - you're a certified foodie feline pawrent.
These hilarious foodie feline memes perfectly capture that special mealtime shenanigans. So grab your snack (and prepare to share your personal space), scroll through some relatable cat comedy, and pat your judgmental food-critic floof. Just don't expect to finish your meal in peace - your cat has already claimed it with their eyes.
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icanhascheezburger_feedAs a certified cat purrson, we know that cat people can be a little crazy. We're not afraid to admit that we will go out of our way to pet stray cats on the street, especially if we're on vacation. We've also been known to take a few home without telling our partner beforehand. We even returned to a purrticular hotel in Greece because we loved that there were so many street cats that lived in the area. However, we would never steal someone's cat, nor would we ever do anything to harm another cat.
What the cat lover in this post did didn't necessarily hurt the cat, but it did leave them very dirty and hard to clean. A cute white cat escaped from their pawrents' house, and came back covered in lipstick stains. The idea is cute, but the execution is not. It's not easy to get lipstick off a white cat, and we all know how much cats like to be clean. Scroll down to read the cat community's comments below!
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icanhascheezburger_feedAt the very least, feline fam, we can say that our kitties keep our lives interesting. We never have a dull day as long as they're around, whether we wake up to a graveyard of toilet paper all over the living room to them deciding our new couch became the purrfect scratching post overnight. However, we can't say mad at them for too long because as soon as they give us one of those head bumps of love or curl up on our laps, all our anger melts away in an instant. What can we say? Cats are chaotic creatures. We knew that when we signed up to adopt them.
If we really didn't like it, we wouldn't have adopted the second. Or the third!At this point, all we can do is laugh at our felines and their shenanigans. We found a collection of cat owners describing the naughtiest thing their cats have done, and the results are just as hissterical as you expect them to be, so scroll down to see how these kitties are making their pawrents' lives purrfectly chaotic!
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icanhascheezburger_feedFriends are important. Staying friends through hard times is even more important. But there is a limit to what you should accept from a friend, and it is okay to choose who you want to be friends with in the first place. And if your friend is someone who is neglecting their cats and dogs, if your friend is someone who hurts cats, whether on purpose or not, and if that friend is unwilling to change and treat their pets better after you talk to them about it… then maybe that's not a real friend.
A friend like that - someone who is neglecting and possibly harming a cat - is someone that you absolutely should report to animal control. The fact that the person in this story - who one hundred percent did the right thing - is even questioning it is sad. And the fact that their "friends" are taking the pet owner's side is even sadder.
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icanhascheezburger_feedHere at ICHC, we always talk about how adopting a cat is one of the best things that you can do for yourself. Adopting a cat means bringing a ray of sunshine into your home - a fluffy little creature that purrs when its happy, runs around the house during the five minutes a day it has energy, and graces you with their affection every blue moon. It's amazing. It's so worth it. But what we fail to mention sometimes is that adopting a cat is only a blessing to people who actually want to adopt cats.
The person in this story did not want to adopt a cat for the cat. They adopted the cat for the brownie points that it would give them online - so they cute take cute pictures of their cat and post them online. They had no interest in taking care of the cat or even giving it affection. But when their roommates, who have been taking care of the cat anyway, said that they want to adopt the cat themselves… then, they threw a fit.
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icanhascheezburger_feedThere's something really comforting in knowing you have a cat in your life. Isn't it so, fellow cat pawrents? When you have a live-in floofy emperor who dictates what you do, when you do it, and exactly how you do it - life becomes much easier.
Some people may ask themselves "Isn't it a crazy schedule to adhere to? Wouldn't it be too much to constantly go on a whim of someone else?", and we say to these people a loud, clear, meowing "No!". Living with a cat makes everything better. Why would we mind putting "Cute cuddling time" or "Snuggling meeting" into our calendars? Who would refuse that?
Having more cats in your life is never bad. On the contrary - it's the best thing a person can achieve. This is why being a Crazy Cat Lady is actually a compliment, never an insult. So, when you need more cats in your life? We usually turn to consuming cute cat memes. It's floofing funny, and brings more cat joy into your life.
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icanhascheezburger_feedUnfortunately, we know that we cannot adopt every cat that we see. We want to, but there is a limit. That doesn't mean that we can't help as many cats as possible. TNR - trap–neuter–return - oftentimes, this is the best solution. If you see a stray cat that is struggling, and you want to help, one of the best things that you can do for them is take them to a vet and help them get better. And although we know that not everyone can do this either, we certainly encourage as many people as possible to do it if they can.
That is what this person thought they were going to do - they just wanted to give this cat a quick TNR, and that is it. But the cat was too sick to be left outside again. It would not have survived on its own out there. So, this rescuer took it as a sign… that this cat was meant to be theirs.
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icanhascheezburger_feedStep right up, feline fam. Step right up and get ready to have your hearts warmed like the temperatures are rising outside. This week was a good week for the cat community, we took a lot of cats off the streets and out of the shelters and into their furrever homes. We write this same listicle (or something like it) every week, and yet, we never get tired of it. We will never get bored of seeing cats find their soul hoomans, and we hope you never will either.
Every cat saved is a win in our book. From adopting a senior blind cat to a teeny tiny kitten, each good deed will come back to these pawrents tenfold. We wish all these new cat owners nothing but happiness, long lives, and minimal 3 AM zoomies. Or, at least, minimally damaging 3 AM zoomies. Scroll down to read through all of these sweet success stories of kitties finding their furrever homes. And get a tissue ready, you'll need it!
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icanhascheezburger_feedKitten meows are the cutest sounds in all of nature. High-pitched, squeaky, and full of mischief, it's a sound that no cat lover could ever deny, because it's so simply pure that it tickles the happy senses of even the grumpiest of hoomans. That said, kittens may be mischievous little creatures—attacking our ankles and biting our wrists—but the helpless call of a baby cat can never be ignored.
The heroic hooman in this next story had their eye on the weather the week they were called at home by the Cat Distribution System. After weeks of heat waves and cataclysmic storms, the street was distraught with chaos. Downed power lines, fallen tree branches, and a tidal wave of tumultuous debris left their yard looking more like a scene from Twister than a well-kept garden. But amidst the rubble and through the whipping winds of the hot storm, they heard the faint sounds of a kitten cry, drawing them in like a homing beacon. Alas, beneath the trash and the stormy debris, they found a lost kitten in desperate need of a helping paw.
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