DCVariety is the Spice of Life!
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mabjustmabSo, it's Thursday night, and you find yourself thinking, "Where can I go for something a little different?".
What? You mean to tell me you didn't immediately say "Let's go to the Palace!"? What is wrong with you?
Have you ever heard of Eva Brontosaurus? they are part drag-queen, part karaoke, part dinosaur, and all comedy. making their Palace premier tonight! You will not want to miss this!
but wait! There's more!
Come out to the Palace of Wonders and see what DCVariety has uncovered this month!
Long Shen: Kung Fu + Dance = BADASSERY!
Long Shen literally means Dragon God also is known in ancient Chinese mythology as the god of weather. In this incarnation he is an Asian Fusion dancer who is trained in Northern Shaolin Kung Fu. He is a humble student of Naimah, who has helped greatly in cultivating this art and combining Martial Arts with dance.
Shortstaxx: Burlesquery!
Staxx has been bumping and grinding, shimmying and peeling on DC and Baltimore stages for over 3 years. A stalwart of the local burlesque community, Shortstaxx is known for her unique, innovative, sometimes outrageous acts and comedic stage presence. Whether she's Carmen twirling her tassels while in the throes of death, a burlesque Ramones pinhead or an oversized bedazzled flower blooming onstage, Shortstaxx is a steamy dish that's sure to satisfy yet leave you begging for more!
Eva Brontosaurus: The best Dinosaur/Drag/Music Trio you will ever see.
Long, long ago, okay about 20-mumble, mumble years ago there was an 80s cover band called Eva Brontosaurus and they were totally braindead retarded. They played the gift shop/lounge of Dinosaurland, a roadside attraction with no rides and no animatronics just large, plaster statues of dinosaurs that were largely inaccurate. One fateful evening they decided to sneak a couple of Coors Lights from the meat locker in the back and they got locked in and were forgotten ... until now! Ladies and Gentlemen - Eva Brontosaurus!
Eva Brontosaurus is the brain(fart) child of dragstress Lucrezia Blozia. Started in New York in the early aughts and continued in LA, the trio has shared the stage with the likes of Dirty Martini and Margaret Cho yet still somehow manages to remain unknown! Currently made up of Lucrezia Blozia, Blanca Chingamiga and Shortstaxx, Eva Brontosaurus is like a three beautiful woman version of Weird Al Yankovic only dirty, really dirty.
Special halftime games!
We have a brand new spot of mid-show entertainment: "Make Mab Laugh"
Do you think you have what it takes to make the Mistress of Misery, the Princess of Pain, the Jaded and Bitter Glasswalking Sideshow Girl, Mab, Just Mab crack a smile?
Try your luck, and your best material!
(And before you even think about, she's not ticklish.)
Super-Fabulous-Amazing-Wondrous Prizes awarded to the winner!
When is all this happening?
Thursday, May 13, 2010
9pm
for only $10!!! (wow! what a bargain!)
only at the Palace of Wonders
1210 H. St. NE
Washington DC 20002
Let DC know you love Variety Performers! Support the arts! See you at the Palace!
What? You mean to tell me you didn't immediately say "Let's go to the Palace!"? What is wrong with you?
Have you ever heard of Eva Brontosaurus? they are part drag-queen, part karaoke, part dinosaur, and all comedy. making their Palace premier tonight! You will not want to miss this!
but wait! There's more!
Come out to the Palace of Wonders and see what DCVariety has uncovered this month!Sexy and Sassy, Crude and Classy.
Long Shen: Kung Fu + Dance = BADASSERY!
Long Shen literally means Dragon God also is known in ancient Chinese mythology as the god of weather. In this incarnation he is an Asian Fusion dancer who is trained in Northern Shaolin Kung Fu. He is a humble student of Naimah, who has helped greatly in cultivating this art and combining Martial Arts with dance.
Shortstaxx: Burlesquery!
Staxx has been bumping and grinding, shimmying and peeling on DC and Baltimore stages for over 3 years. A stalwart of the local burlesque community, Shortstaxx is known for her unique, innovative, sometimes outrageous acts and comedic stage presence. Whether she's Carmen twirling her tassels while in the throes of death, a burlesque Ramones pinhead or an oversized bedazzled flower blooming onstage, Shortstaxx is a steamy dish that's sure to satisfy yet leave you begging for more!
Eva Brontosaurus: The best Dinosaur/Drag/Music Trio you will ever see.
Long, long ago, okay about 20-mumble, mumble years ago there was an 80s cover band called Eva Brontosaurus and they were totally braindead retarded. They played the gift shop/lounge of Dinosaurland, a roadside attraction with no rides and no animatronics just large, plaster statues of dinosaurs that were largely inaccurate. One fateful evening they decided to sneak a couple of Coors Lights from the meat locker in the back and they got locked in and were forgotten ... until now! Ladies and Gentlemen - Eva Brontosaurus!
Eva Brontosaurus is the brain(fart) child of dragstress Lucrezia Blozia. Started in New York in the early aughts and continued in LA, the trio has shared the stage with the likes of Dirty Martini and Margaret Cho yet still somehow manages to remain unknown! Currently made up of Lucrezia Blozia, Blanca Chingamiga and Shortstaxx, Eva Brontosaurus is like a three beautiful woman version of Weird Al Yankovic only dirty, really dirty.
Special halftime games!
We have a brand new spot of mid-show entertainment: "Make Mab Laugh"
Do you think you have what it takes to make the Mistress of Misery, the Princess of Pain, the Jaded and Bitter Glasswalking Sideshow Girl, Mab, Just Mab crack a smile?
Try your luck, and your best material!
(And before you even think about, she's not ticklish.)
Super-Fabulous-Amazing-Wondrous Prizes awarded to the winner!
When is all this happening?
Thursday, May 13, 2010
9pm
for only $10!!! (wow! what a bargain!)
only at the Palace of Wonders
1210 H. St. NE
Washington DC 20002
Let DC know you love Variety Performers! Support the arts! See you at the Palace!
